Customers aren't allowed in back. Angry Customer : Just give me two Good Burgers! Angry Customer : [shouts] All right, that's it! Roxanne : Now Ed, let's go someplace where we could be alone, and get to know each other a little better, now, doesn't that sound more fun then Miniature Golf? Ed : [thinks about it] Uh Ed : [with 2 grapes up his nose] Look!
I'm Grape Nose Boy! Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity. Dexter : Stop that. Dexter : Would you stop? Dexter : That ain't funny! Ed : Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Bloobity Made ya laugh! Dexter : So Oh, I give up. Kurt : OK, Hot Pants! I want to know what's in your sauce! Ed : Dude, you need a tic-tac! Ed : You got it! Dexter : Got what? I'm swinging from a dang pipe! Ed : You wanna see my secret place? Dexter : That's not what I had in mind. Roxanne : Do you know what would be great on this corn dog?
Ed : A turtleneck? Ed : [on a double date, Dexter and Monique are going off alone] What am I supposed to do? Roxanne : [insulted] Hello? Ed : Hello! What am I supposed to do? Dexter : [Ed said something that offended Dexter] You see, right about now, I'd slap you right across your head, but I don't think your brain would understand the concept of pain. Ed : Wanna see my belly button? Dexter : There you are, Ed.
Um, can I sit here? Ed : On my lap? Dexter : No, man. I'll just sit down right next to you. Dexter : [on the roof of Mondo Burger] How do you expect me to get up there?
Ed : Oh, it's easy. You just jump on the burger, jump on the fry, and then you hop on the cup, and then shimmy up the straw. Dexter : What is this, American Gladiators? Ed : And that's Deedee, she's a veterinarian. Deedee : Vegetarian. Ed : That means she doesn't eat fur. Deedee : I won't wear fur, I don't eat meat.
Dexter , Ed : [as Kurt's taken away] Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail jail jail! Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail jail jail! Ed : And that's Otis, he's 77 years old and worked here longer than anyone. Otis : I should've died years ago. Dexter : Tough break. Ed : I will never forget you, Dexter Reed, in my head, or in my heart.
Ed : Goodbye my friend! Dexter : Uh, Ed, I'm not going anywhere. Ed : [pulls back, nonchalant] Oh. Dexter : I never took you for much of a thinker. Ed : Oh yeah, I think about all kinds of stuff: squirrels, cardboard boxes, things that are sticky. Dexter : I bet you don't have one real problem, do you? Ed : I have six toes on my left foot. What kind of problems do you have, Dexter? Dexter : Other than the ones YOU caused?
A lot. Most of them started when I was a kid when my parents split up. Ed : [after Roxanne falls] Uh, is your butt okay? Roxanne : It's fine, thank you. Ed : It's okay, people! Ed : Huh! How do you like me now?
I'm a dude throwing ice cream! Here's vanilla! Take some chocolate! Ed : [driving everyone home from a night out, and trying to entertain his unconscious date] Then when I was six, I said my first word. My mom thinks it was "trouser", but I think it was "tweezers". And then, I went to camp and fell down the sand dunes Dexter : [interrupting] Ed?
She's still unconscious, bro. Ed : Oh. Ed : [peering in the kitchen window at Mondo Burger] What's that stuff they're putting in the burgers? Dexter : I don't know Ed : We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger.
Dexter : No, man! That stuff's got to be illegal. Ed : [to a hungry dog] Here, have a Mondo burger Dexter : I don't know, he sure does look hungry though. Ed : [to the dog] Here, try a Good Burger.
Ed : You see! I told you there was something wrong with Mondo Burger! Dexter : [about the dog and the Mondo burger] He's definitely sensing something he doesn't like.
Roxanne : [seductively] No, thanks. I just came here to see you, Ed. I'm Roxanne. Ed : Ohhhh. What're you doing here? Otis : Because I caught those Mondo brats dumping shark poison in our sauce! Ed : Wow, who'd want to hurt those innocent sharks? Dexter : Man will you forget about the sharks? That stuff's going to hurt innocent people! Otis : Can you get to a phone? Dexter : There's no chance! What time is it? Ed : Oh, I'll tell you. Otis : It's 6 A. Dexter : That means we've only got four hours to warn them!
Otis : But how are we gonna get out of here? Dexter : Ed, what happened? Ed : I just tackled this old lady. Dexter : Alright! You're the man! Dexter : This is why, Mondo Burger poisoned our sauce.
Baily : How could Mondo Burger poison our sauce? Dexter : We'll explain it to you later, right now just keep all these people from eating a Good Burger, and call the police. Come on, Ed, we're going back to Mondo Burger. Ed : What for? Dexter : Evidence! Ed : Your head hit my golf ball. Then you went sleepy-bye. Ed : I've always wanted to shave a martian. Ed : Hey! Wanna see my belly button? Ed : Look I'm grape nose boy. Ed : It's because I'm black?
Ed : This is Otis, the fry cook! Otis : I should have died years ago. Kurt : Listen, I can explain everything. This is all just a big misunderstand.
Kurt : I don't understand. I don't know what happened. Dexter : Oh, sure, you do. Why don't you go on ahead and tell your little police friend that you made your big Beefy Burgers all big and beefy by using illegal food additives. Police Officer Perkins : Is that true? Kurt : No! He's lying! You're lying! You're full of crap! Police Officer : Yeah? Well, why don't we just check these out, and we'll see who's lying. Police Officer Perkins : I think you better come with us.
Kurt : Man, you're out of your minds. You're crazy, man! You know who I am? Dexter : Bye-bye. Ed : Hey, hey, remember: when you mess with Good Burger Dexter , Ed : you go in the grinder! Dexter : Oh, dog, you enjoy prison now. Dexter Reed : [Ed gives him a yo-yo] What is this?
Ed : It's a yo-yo. It lights up and flickers and everything, just like the one your dad gave you. Dexter Reed : Why'd you get this for me? Ed : Cause we're buds! Ed : [Sits with Dexter during lunch] Mind if I sit here? Select another language:.
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